10) If we installed outdoor dishwashers next to grills, would all these guys do the dishes too?
9) Shopping List: milk, cheese, bread, beer, George Clooney lookalike.
8) OMG! That cloud looks exactly like Sarah Palin hoisting a shotgun!
7) Six kids at once on a trampoline? If people needed a license to have kids, how many would be revoked?
6) Scientific Observation: The volume of a dog's bladder corresponds directly to the exact number of fence posts and bushes he passes.
5) And now I have to pee, too. Wonder if anyone would notice if I dropped trou right here on the path?
4) If was wearing makeup, black spandex shorts and a sports bra, I would totally look as good as that woman who just sprinted past me for the third time.
3) Hate heat! Hate humidity! Hate rain! Hate wind! Hate cold! Hate snow! Rather enjoy complaining.
2) I'll bet some of those women on Wife Swap secretly wish they could keep their temporary family.
1) Park levies would be more likely to pass if parks provided margarita fountains.