Pictured here is my new dieting plan: Before I feed my pie-hole, I've gotta pay the toll.
Genius, yes? Right. We'll see how this scheme works out. I'm crossing my fingers but not holding my breath--because I'm too busy breathing out heavy sighs in the direction of my refrigerator.
Stay tuned for an update on that, as well as news about my new book. I hope to share that soon.
So, what's happening with all of you, out in Cyberland?
I'm looking forward to that book of yours and reliving your adventures, because I only have about two adventurous bones in my body anymore.
ReplyDeleteI think they are in my feet and shoes pinch them.
Haha! Well, maybe you need to go barefoot...
DeleteLook forward to seeing you at the Erma Bombeck Conference! That will surely prove to be an adventure!