Saturday, May 29, 2010

Welcome to Time Continuum Airways

Welcome to the reservation website of Time Continuum Airways!

Through new state-of-the-art tesseract technology, we offer direct and expedient round-trip excursions to any place and time in the history of the earth. Our sole requirement is that you give your travel plans and objectives considerable thought before booking your trip. We cannot offer a money-back guarantee, since all travel is free of charge.

To fit every traveler's needs and dreams, we offer four travel options:

- The Live-and-Let-Live-Again Plan:
Our economy package takes you back to any one day in your life. Perfect for nostalgic types, this plan allows you to relive any blissful 24-hour period. Favorite choices among past customers include weddings and births. Please note: The day revisited must be experienced exactly as it originally occurred. Any requested changes incur an additional cost. (See "The Change Your Life Plan" below.)

- The Change-Your-Life Plan:
Our value-added package offers the same features as the economy plan, but with the additional capability to change any choices you originally made on the selected day. Geared toward the daydreamer or the repentant, this plan enables travelers to retract poor decisions, or even prevent a personal tragedy.

- The See-the-World Plan: Our deluxe package, aimed at history buffs, takes you back to legendary moments in time or enables you to experience a single day of life in any historical time period. A few of our popular trips are attending the Woodstock Festival and walking on the moon with Neil Armstrong. As with our Live-and-Let-Live-Again Plan, the day must be experienced as it originally occurred. However, travelers are guaranteed immunity against disease and injury. (One of the many benefits we are pleased to offer.)

- The Change-the-World Plan:
Our deluxe-plus package allows you to visit any day in history, with the added power of intervening in that day's occurrences and consequently altering world history. Popular destinations among humanitarians and idealists include the Holocaust and the events of Sept. 11, 2001.

Trips are limited to one per plan category (a total of four trips per customer).

To make your reservations, please leave the details of your trip(s) in the comment section below.

We hope you enjoy your trip, and we thank you for flying Time Continuum Airways: the airline that takes you any where--and any time--you want to go.


  1. Some of your blog fans have missed you lately. Glad to see your imagination has been working overtime. Thanks!

  2. still obsessed with time travel, sister! I will be thinking about this--during my usual bouts with insomnia...

  3. Anon: So pleased to hear someone refer to it as "imagination." And not a single reference to those voices I hear in my head! Thank you!

    DC: Yes, still obsessed. Should I seek help?
    And if so, should I do it now, or go back and find a good therapist when I was eight?